Donald Trump plans to offer the American people a total solar eclipse to thank them for having elected him as President of the United States. The date that has been set is August 21, 2017.
Donald Trump is now the 45th President of the United States.
Invested with full powers, the most intelligent and powerful man in the world has not forgotten that he would never have been able to achieve this prestigious position without the unwavering support of the American people as a whole.
For this reason and as a sign of recognition, the new tenant of the White House wanted to offer all of his citizens a grandiose spectacle that corresponds with his exceptional personality.
In his great generosity, our president has thus decided that the whole US territory is to be crossed by a fantastic total solar eclipse.
This brilliant idea will allow all Republican voters, that is all American citizens, in spite of the opinion of the dishonest media, to watch a fabulous and unique celestial phenomenon.
Sarah Palin, the President’s scholarly and brilliant adviser, has been tasked with scheduling the date for this cosmic event.
Based on a mathematical formula worked out in the utmost secrecy, well away from the prying eyes of the incompetent, corrupt scientific community, the date decided on is August 21, 2017.
This fabulous show will, of course, be reserved strictly for American citizens only. No other inhabitants of the planet, especially the Mexicans, will be allowed to enjoy this fantastic total solar eclipse.